why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

women's rights

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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