What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Neither have I

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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