- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

1+2 = 6

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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