i have an apple. now suck my dick

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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