You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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