Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Your Mom!!!

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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You read the Terms of Service.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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retard

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Anti Joke

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