- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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r u smart..... or ur black

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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