Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Minecraft.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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gay people

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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my shift key is broken1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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