- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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