- Anti Joke

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

96 What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Once upon a time, The end.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.