If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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