A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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children burning

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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