- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How old are you? 20

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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