- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Mullets

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

UP

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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