- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Womens rights

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??