- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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