How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

r u smart..... or ur black

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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A seal walks into a club.

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