What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Women's rights

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

White men's rights

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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