How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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