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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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