- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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