- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

why was the boy sad? because.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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