- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

THE GAME.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

This is an anti-anti-joke.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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