I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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