Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Cancer

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Anti Joke

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