Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

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