how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Womens rights

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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