What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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david what a baghead

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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