A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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