An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Jimmy Saville

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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