How are cars made? By magic.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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