What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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u suck

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