- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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