- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

1+2 = 6

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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