Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Women's rights.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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