that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

captcha: all yer base

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

more like nig!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Jerry.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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White men's rights

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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