Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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