- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

angelosnyder is not gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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