- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait