- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

5 people are walking

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

I have suicidal thoughts

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