- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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