What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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