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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Two women were sitting quietly.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.