- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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