- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How are cars made? By magic.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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