- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What is a jew in space? Dead

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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