- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

luke moore cant pull it back

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

UP

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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