- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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