Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's half of 8? o

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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