How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Women's rights...

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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