I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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captcha: all yer base

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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penis

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lipstick pig

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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