Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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