what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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