How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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soccer

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Hi what I lug you

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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