- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

who ever is reading this....

The Holocaust

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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