kieran scott has a huge back

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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