- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What time is it? 20:45.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What's the deal with brown?

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

The Christian Bible.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??