What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Women's rights...

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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THE END.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Anti Joke

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