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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

A man killed himself.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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