Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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