Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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