- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Chuck Norris Dies.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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