A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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I'm sn otter

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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