what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Nickelback

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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