what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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woman..parallel parking

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