i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Gun Control

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Needless to say,

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Anti Joke

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