- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Nickelback

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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