- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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