- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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