- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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taking out the trash... at night

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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