ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Apple juice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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