- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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