When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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