I'm hungry.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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