A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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poop nuff said

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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