Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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david poredos

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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