- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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