- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

the love boat

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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