A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A man... walks.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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