Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

The Holocaust

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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