The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Christianity

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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