- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Im black

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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