- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How many people live in China? At least ten.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

42, that is all

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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