A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Anti Joke

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