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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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captcha: all yer base

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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