How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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