Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Who wants $300? Me too.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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