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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

this is not a joke.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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