When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

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