Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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