- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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