- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Winter

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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