No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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No.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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The game.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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