I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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