How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Where's my tractor?

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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david what a baghead

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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