Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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no

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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