its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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