- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

its snowing on mount fuji

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Obama

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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