oh hai

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

what's funnier than hell? heaven

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

GONNA

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

religion

I am a joke. I am funny.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

jwe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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