- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

we all know sammi has a penis

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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