- Anti Joke

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

-_- i like trains ... -_-

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.