Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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