What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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epic win?

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

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