- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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