A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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poop nuff said

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Anti Joke

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