what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Tunechi

Firgen and the blung brigade

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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