Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Republicans

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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