- Anti Joke

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer