what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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