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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Wanker

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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