Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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oh hai

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