- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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