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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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