- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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