how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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