How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Hahaha

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knock knock come in!

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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