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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

what's white and sticky semen

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What can make you pee? Liquid

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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