Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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The NBA and womens sports

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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