Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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KOOKABURRA

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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more chocolate?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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