People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Your future.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Xzibit

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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