- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

The EPA.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

My friend harris is fat.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Your future.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Xzibit

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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