why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Democracy.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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