- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

my shift key is broken1

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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