Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

WHAT????

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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