What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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