what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Christianity

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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