Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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