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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

i have two hands.

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