What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Women's rights

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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