1,2,3,4,5... 6.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

My parents have an open marriage.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

ded on boomer and aodddan

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Jayden Eccles

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

42, that is all

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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