Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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heads up!

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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