*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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