- Anti Joke

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

L's I's that took Viagra.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.